"John, please drive carefully. There's just been a report on the radio of one idiot driving the wrong way down the M4"

"One idiot? There's hundreds of 'em"

click...brrrrrrrrrr...............

"John, please drive carefully. There's just been a report on the radio of one idiot driving the wrong way down the M4"

"One idiot? There's hundreds of 'em"

click...brrrrrrrrrr...............

"John, please drive carefully. There's just been a report on the radio of one idiot driving the wrong way down the M4"

"One idiot? There's hundreds of 'em"

click...brrrrrrrrrr...............

I'm so bloomin' excited!

Contractual obligation entry on account of it being nearly 1 in the morning and beiung tired and stuff.
Night before last I slept for 30 mins, spending the rest of the evening in a variety of locations, including:
* watching cricket in living room until 4:40 am
* watching Shameless briefly in garage (son watchedd 5 episodes of first series back to back, the eejit. I suspect poor parenting skills; if only I knew who to blame)
* lying in tent in garden
* fretting about stuff

Then went to Drayton Manor Park and zoo (again- went last week with school kids). Good fun: here are some pix-

Do you think taking a photo of the rollercoaster pix instead of buying your own is just too tacky for words or do you agree with the first statement?

Anyway today was a bit rubbish by comparison. If only "50 films to see before you die" would finish and then I could go to bed and fret all night again.

More buying of illicit electrical contraband scheduled for Monday pm, but don't tell anyone.
Also a bit exhausted by being miserable all the time, but it has to be done.

Plus That's Duran Duran at the top, which is a first for me, but you know why.

Not at work. This is good thing.
Decided to take boy to town on bus cus he likes buses.
Group of rat boys walking past while we were feeding biscuits to child. One quickly bent down and grabbed a pigeon by the neck and had a bit of sport with it. I was almost impressed. Just to prove this wasn't a fluke he did it again, then passed the bird to his mate who decided that the best thing to do was to put it inside the nearest news kiosk.

Drove to Broughton Astley to pick up a slide won on ebay. Got there ok, despite Oh's notorious injability to follow map, road or aa route planning instructions. Dismantled slide, forced it into boot, drove home, put it back together. 9pm. Some kind of incident in South Wigston - at least 20 emergency vehicles of various types.

Won some electronic stuff. Yippee!

I'm lonely though...

As promised.
Otherwise, no comment!

I got an Evil Rating of 37 and failed the interview!

Are you evil enough to get the job?

I'm a failure!
I think rescuing damsels in distess was a mistake, in retrospect.

The first in a new and incredibly original competition in which I give you a sneaky look at an obscure corner of the world and you tell me:
a) Where it is (latitude and longitude for bonus points)
b) What time it is there RIGHT NOW
c) Your suggestion for the obscure corner of the world we should look at next week.

You might think this is a tad dull, but think for a moment: have you ever filled in a 20 question survey you stole from someone else's blog?

Well shut up and get guessing then!

Not blogged for yonks but I needed to see the much-despised new editor - verily it is the Piers Moron of editors.
Plus it's an escape from this f$£%ing marking nightmare.
Plus you know that bit on the roller coaster just before you go over the edge - that's me, that is! I'm hoping for an exciting ride rather than a plunge into the abyss, but there's been so much twisting an turning I'm disorientated already.
Plus my lad was 2 and is pictured with his "Calling all Engines" railway rolling stock multipack.
(Pro) Plus anyone?