In an incredible reproduction of the shock of last week, Newcastle United are again on the wrong end of a 20 goal thriller. Latest from St James's Park is Newcastle 5: 15 Sheff Utd.

What's gone wrong with their defence? Is it all Titus Bramble's fault? (Probably)

As Ray Stubbs says, "There's plenty of time for these scores to change," but I've already had enough.

"Roeder out!"

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