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by morelearning @ 27/11/06 - 04:53:13 pm

Well I can't be fagged working out what colour I am so how about this for birthday cheeriness? How will I die?
[I think this means I'm probably going to disappear myself to death. But I'm suddenly disinclined to believe in the predictive powers of someone who cannot spell poison]

Your death will be suicide. What more can I say? Fact: Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem. If you want to know hwo you will commit suicide, take a look at your second highest percentage on the bar graphs.

Suicide 93%
Disappear 87%
Bomb 67%
Posion 60%
Stabbed 53%
Eaten 40%
Accident 40%
Gunshot 33%
Suffocated33%
Cut Throat20%
Natural Causes
20%
Disease 7%
Drowning 0%


 
 

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Great.

Just great.

I'm going to be stabbed.

nannyoggnannyogg pro
27/11/06 @ 17:43

Oh I'm going to be poisoned - food poisoning most likely.

Ho hum - avoid the kebab shops

sixpencesixpence pro
27/11/06 @ 18:34

Suicide (by poison or disease - joint second) for me.

Can you have suicide by disease??

"Avian 'flu, you say? Dear, dear. Come a little closer, sweetie."

moltsplacemoltsplace pro
27/11/06 @ 20:32

Interestingly I'm doing to die by natural causes . . how natural?

Second on the list was a bomb . . didn't think my cooking was that bad !! :))

divanatdivanat [Member]
28/11/06 @ 13:41

ooo mine said Gunshot...best paint myself as a target..

BoredSelectaBoredSelecta [Member]
28/11/06 @ 23:12

Disappear 87%.
What? Is that just for magician/ illusionist brigade, or can we all have a go? I know a man who got cut off by the tide and drowned in Mount St Michael in Cornwall. They said he died of 'Natural Causeways.' bs

wow, 40% chance of being eaten. that's a pretty high percentage, ML... I'm guessing you don't only get 'too close' to the cages in the zoo, but you also climb inside them... am I right?

I was just natural causes. How dull.

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