Three OAPs on Blackpool Pier:
1: Isn't it windy?
2: No, dear, Thursday.
3: So am I! Let's have a cup of tea!
A sudden gust sweeps all three into the north sea.
Enter R Hauer, holding pint of Guinness.
RH: Windy, isn't it?
Enter traffic warden, tapping keys of parkingfine maker.
TW: at...
RH: Sorry?
TH: At no time will I listen to their excuses. This minibus must have a parking ticket from my parkingfine maker *2.
And so to bed - not having slept for days. To sleep. Perchance to dream. Ah, there's the rub...
*1 Note the unity of these Hamlet puns and references.
I'm such a knob.
*2 A crude reference to the ticket I just got. CD for daughter. No one at home so kept at sorting office, where there are bigroadworks and no parking. Big windtunnel - I couldn't stand up, let alone argue.
So expensive, delayed xmas present for you darling. Enjoy.
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