God is to be prosecuted under the Equal Opportunities Act.
Apparently the practice of only allowing good people into the Kingdom of Heaven discriminates against ordinary law-unabiding citizens.And it's Sinist.
St Peter has admitted two specimen counts of turning away wrongdoers,and asked for 128 million other crimes to be taken into consideration.
The Devil claims to be fully compliant with all aspects of the new legislation, and is offering bed and breakfast accommodation in hell to everyone,irrespective of class, ethinicity, religion or the number of murders committed.
* It's Madness. The Group, not the "It's PC gone mad."
I talked to God about the homosexuality thing and He made His position quite clear - He's not really bothered either way.
23/01/07 @ 23:33