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Wet pants and no stars

by morelearning @ 13/05/07 - 06:48:37 pm

I'm experimenting with flashbacks.
(You know, like in the ad. Officer training type loosens rope and dullard falls into muddy water. Flashback - one hour earlier, dullard puts dirty boots on dash of car. Can't remember which car, and surely that was the point of the ad..anyway, I digress....)

I am slumped in front of the tv.
There is a warm feeling spreading across my genitals.
My trousers smell of wee.
I am soaked in urine.

Flashback 30 seconds earlier:
"Do you want a wee?"
"No!"
Do you want a wee littlun?"
"No!"
"I think you want a wee wee, don't you?"
"No!"


 
 

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Old-NickOld-Nick pro
13/05/07 @ 19:36

hehehehe.

morelearningmorelearning [Member]
13/05/07 @ 20:10

You wouldn't be laughing if it was your trousers and your partner was acusing you of using a small child as a decoy to distract attention from your incontinence!

sweetymonsweetymon [Member]
13/05/07 @ 20:17

Awww kids are so lovely :))

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